








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 195 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 268 matches | ||
| Wingman | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 19 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




57 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2428 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 10,947 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2971 | 27% |
| Smokes | 2590 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 2336 | 21% |
| Molotovs | 3050 | 28% |
Our logs show you have wasted $910,321 of utility $130 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 77 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | TomTom | 52% | 60 |
| #2 | twitch.tv/apaz__ | 48% | 83 |
| #3 | romelu lakaka | 48% | 101 |
| #4 | castro | 47% | 243 |
| #5 | 2ndVAC | 46% | 157 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 2ndVAC | 28 | 0.0086 |
| #2 | castro | 26 | 0.0051 |
| #3 | romelu lakaka | 21 | 0.0102 |
| #4 | twitch.tv/apaz__ | 6 | 0.0037 |
| #5 | TomTom | 3 | 0.0024 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | twitch.tv/apaz__ | +6.63 | 79 | 70 |
| #2 | TomTom | +0.37 | 61 | 61 |
| #3 | romelu lakaka | -0.21 | 19 | 57 |
| #4 | castro | -0.40 | 37 | 53 |
| #5 | 2ndVAC | -0.78 | 37 | 57 |





