








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 86 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 157 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 4 matches | ||
| Wingman | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 9 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




40 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1459 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 7,055 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1520 | 22% |
| Smokes | 1486 | 21% |
| HE Grenades | 1753 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 2296 | 33% |
Our logs show you have wasted $643,316 of utility $135 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 91 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ššššššš | 52% | 23 |
| #2 | Pi100PĆ© | 48% | 101 |
| #3 | TomTom | 46% | 71 |
| #4 | 2ndVAC | 45% | 107 |
| #5 | castro | 44% | 122 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Pi100PĆ© | 25 | 0.0121 |
| #2 | castro | 24 | 0.0094 |
| #3 | 2ndVAC | 20 | 0.0092 |
| #4 | TomTom | 5 | 0.0035 |
| #5 | twitch.tv/apaz__ | 4 | 0.0057 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | castro | 329 | 0.13 | 6 min |
| #2 | Pi100PĆ© | 286 | 0.14 | 6 min |
| #3 | 2ndVAC | 158 | 0.07 | 4 min |
| #4 | TomTom | 115 | 0.08 | 3 min |
| #5 | ššššššš | 89 | 0.19 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | twitch.tv/apaz__ | +7.23 | 81 | 75 |
| #2 | ššššššš | +3.83 | 71 | 67 |
| #3 | gugabuga | +2.14 | 81 | 61 |
| #4 | TomTom | +0.65 | 57 | 58 |
| #5 | castro | +0.09 | 42 | 49 |





