








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 267 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 152 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 82 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 72 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 61 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 54 matches | ||
| Faceit | 30 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 27 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 28 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




37 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3945 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 9,230 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1984 | 21% |
| Smokes | 2570 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 1819 | 20% |
| Molotovs | 2857 | 31% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,666,285 of utility $140 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 503 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | wockstar | 61% | 61 |
| #2 | VerifiedNetWork | 58% | 408 |
| #3 | SuperStar | 56% | 77 |
| #4 | ุุุBAREFOOTER | 52% | 52 |
| #5 | earl | 49% | 86 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | VerifiedNetWork | 58% | 408 |
| #3 | SuperStar | 56% | 77 |
| #4 | ุุุBAREFOOTER | 52% | 52 |
| #5 | earl | 49% | 86 |
| #6 | Fem-yan (she/her) | 48% | 33 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | VerifiedNetWork | 25 | 0.0030 |
| #2 | earl | 4 | 0.0024 |
| #3 | SuperStar | 2 | 0.0013 |
| #4 | ุุุBAREFOOTER | 2 | 0.0017 |
| #5 | Fem-yan (she/her) | 2 | 0.0032 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | VerifiedNetWork | 640 | 0.08 | 11 min |
| #2 | ุุุBAREFOOTER | 254 | 0.22 | 6 min |
| #3 | wockstar | 83 | 0.07 | 2 min |
| #4 | SuperStar | 80 | 0.05 | 2 min |
| #5 | Fem-yan (she/her) | 69 | 0.11 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | VerifiedNetWork | +4.27 | 49 | 36 |
| #2 | wockstar | +1.72 | 72 | 52 |
| #3 | ThatOneKidBD | -0.23 | 41 | 42 |
| #4 | ุุุBAREFOOTER | -1.21 | 18 | 60 |
| #5 | Fem-yan (she/her) | -2.71 | 33 | 43 |





