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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 273 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 40 matches | ||
| Faceit | 34 matches | ||
| Wingman | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 6 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




10 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1106 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 2,991 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 831 | 28% |
| Smokes | 646 | 22% |
| HE Grenades | 763 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 751 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $535,727 of utility $231 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 52 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | GM Emmi | 73% | 11 |
| #2 | Musta Kaapo | 73% | 22 |
| #3 | Toomi | 67% | 6 |
| #4 | ? LauriLa🌹 | 67% | 6 |
| #5 | Ellu<3 | 67% | 9 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Ellu<3 | +6.17 | 91 | 69 |
| #2 | justiinsajuu | +4.20 | 84 | 63 |
| #3 | Musta Kaapo | +3.69 | 56 | 58 |
| #4 | GM Emmi | +3.16 | 82 | 56 |
| #5 | Jasse | +2.72 | 86 | 74 |





