








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 877 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 149 matches | ||
| Faceit | 76 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 4 matches | ||
| Wingman | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 18 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




11 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3197 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 12,301 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2623 | 21% |
| Smokes | 3027 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 3460 | 28% |
| Molotovs | 3191 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $758,721 of utility $107 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1555 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Ellu<3 | 13 | 0.0128 |
| #2 | GM Emmi | 8 | 0.0075 |
| #3 | mocci | 5 | 0.0023 |
| #4 | maka paka | 4 | 0.0080 |
| #5 | justiinsajuu | 2 | 0.0017 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | mocci | 285 | 0.13 | 9 min |
| #2 | justiinsajuu | 215 | 0.18 | 5 min |
| #3 | Ellu<3 | 142 | 0.14 | 4 min |
| #4 | Ulrikki | 128 | 0.15 | 3 min |
| #5 | SuPi | 125 | 0.16 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Ellu<3 | +3.08 | 91 | 61 |
| #2 | Ulrikki | +2.82 | 66 | 74 |
| #3 | mc | +2.49 | 81 | 74 |
| #4 | justiinsajuu | +2.07 | 92 | 61 |
| #5 | Hattokaikara | +1.84 | 67 | 61 |





