








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 275 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 125 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 64 matches | ||
| Wingman | 59 matches | ||
| Faceit | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 8 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




42 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3109 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 9,236 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2529 | 27% |
| Smokes | 1887 | 20% |
| HE Grenades | 2463 | 27% |
| Molotovs | 2357 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $590,690 of utility $105 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 399 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #6 | Setä Tuomo | 49% | 41 |
| #7 | SulppeZ | 45% | 56 |
| #8 | Hullu_Aimi | 39% | 23 |
| #9 | Sakuzii | Xtrfy | 38% | 21 |
| #10 | 240kg peek | 31% | 16 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | POMMITTAJA LATIFA | 200 | 0.16 | 5 min |
| #2 | Seelavirtanennisoperseeeeeee | 171 | 0.09 | 4 min |
| #3 | Hullu_Aimi | 98 | 0.22 | 2 min |
| #4 | SulppeZ | 62 | 0.06 | 1 min |
| #5 | Setä Tuomo | 37 | 0.05 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Musta Kaapo | +2.60 | 57 | 57 |
| #2 | Kuppa | +1.26 | 63 | 58 |
| #3 | POMMITTAJA LATIFA | +0.02 | 54 | 56 |
| #4 | Sakuzii | Xtrfy | -0.23 | 21 | 41 |
| #5 | Seelavirtanennisoperseeeeeee | -0.43 | 42 | 41 |





