








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 355 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 196 matches | ||
| Premier | 113 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 3 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 8 different maps





Our logs show 5 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




6 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4116 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 15,669 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5865 | 37% |
| Smokes | 3051 | 19% |
| HE Grenades | 3075 | 20% |
| Molotovs | 3678 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $667,838 of utility $80 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 139 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Lushi | 57% | 28 |
| #2 | So0ui | 56% | 27 |
| #3 | rossn | 54% | 59 |
| #4 | Piesso | 54% | 84 |
| #5 | Martand | 53% | 51 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Piesso | 8 | 0.0046 |
| #2 | Martand | 3 | 0.0028 |
| #3 | rossn | 1 | 0.0011 |
| #4 | Delta | 1 | 0.0017 |
| #5 | So0ui | 1 | 0.0018 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Delta | +2.18 | 81 | 59 |
| #2 | So0ui | +1.74 | 61 | 59 |
| #3 | Martand | +0.90 | 75 | 67 |
| #4 | Lushi | +0.65 | 69 | 59 |
| #5 | MorgonAim | +0.45 | 77 | 63 |





