








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 173 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 427 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Faceit | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 22 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




28 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4653 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 21,177 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5762 | 27% |
| Smokes | 5547 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 4473 | 21% |
| Molotovs | 5395 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,220,261 of utility $102 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 299 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Bengen[gH] | 55% | 29 |
| #2 | ekkelt | 54% | 41 |
| #3 | MorgonAim | 54% | 84 |
| #4 | Soulthy | 53% | 60 |
| #5 | Martand | 51% | 160 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #8 | Nublet | 47% | 66 |
| #9 | Delta | 46% | 119 |
| #10 | -StraightJAM | 43% | 67 |
| #11 | melm | 39% | 72 |
| #12 | .s | 37% | 51 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | jjj | 7 | 0.0032 |
| #2 | Martand | 5 | 0.0015 |
| #3 | -StraightJAM | 5 | 0.0034 |
| #4 | Delta | 4 | 0.0016 |
| #5 | Soulthy | 3 | 0.0023 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Martand | 416 | 0.12 | 10 min |
| #2 | MorgonAim | 349 | 0.20 | 9 min |
| #3 | .s | 313 | 0.28 | 8 min |
| #4 | -StraightJAM | 277 | 0.19 | 7 min |
| #5 | jjj | 247 | 0.11 | 7 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Delta | +3.23 | 86 | 56 |
| #2 | ekkelt | +1.22 | 81 | 59 |
| #3 | MorgonAim | +1.01 | 81 | 66 |
| #4 | Soulthy | +0.83 | 70 | 49 |
| #5 | Martand | +0.22 | 75 | 66 |





