








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 359 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September

The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Nuke | 112 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 86 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 56 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 54 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 54 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 37 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 8 matches | ||
| Premier | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 15 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




29 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2764 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 6,531 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1095 | 17% |
| Smokes | 1344 | 21% |
| HE Grenades | 2007 | 31% |
| Molotovs | 2085 | 32% |
Our logs show you have wasted $417,327 of utility $42 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 462 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #7 | CptCream420 | 43% | 77 |
| #8 | Jona | 39% | 51 |
| #9 | Dongus McFlongus | 39% | 69 |
| #10 | FatherEpic | 38% | 34 |
| #11 | liberal | 23% | 26 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Seen | 229 | 0.12 | 7 min |
| #2 | CptCream420 | 202 | 0.14 | 6 min |
| #3 | Heretic | 104 | 0.03 | 2 min |
| #4 | Dread | 82 | 0.02 | 2 min |
| #5 | Jona | 79 | 0.08 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Dread | +5.77 | 81 | 30 |
| #2 | Seen | +2.58 | 59 | 52 |
| #3 | Coda⭐ | +1.56 | 69 | 21 |
| #4 | AkaMachina | +1.13 | 61 | 47 |
| #5 | Heretic | +1.09 | 25 | 31 |





