








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 17 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Nuke | 27 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 4 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




8 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1113 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 2,707 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 991 | 37% |
| Smokes | 272 | 10% |
| HE Grenades | 693 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 751 | 28% |
Our logs show you have wasted $170,042 of utility $66 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 80 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #5 | Coda⭐ | 62% | 86 |
| #6 | Heretic | 55% | 84 |
| #7 | Dongus McFlongus | 44% | 34 |
| #8 | Strix | 43% | 14 |
| #9 | Zeal | 38% | 8 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Heretic | 21 | 0.0122 |
| #2 | Dread | 20 | 0.0136 |
| #3 | Coda⭐ | 14 | 0.0080 |
| #4 | carpetdemon | 7 | 0.0038 |
| #5 | Strix | 5 | 0.0152 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | carpetdemon | 68 | 0.04 | 1 min |
| #2 | Heretic | 46 | 0.03 | 1 min |
| #3 | Dread | 28 | 0.02 | 1 min |
| #4 | Zeal | 25 | 0.14 | 1 min |
| #5 | Coda⭐ | 24 | 0.01 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Dread | +6.08 | 82 | 22 |
| #2 | Seen | +2.42 | 60 | 54 |
| #3 | Coda⭐ | +1.55 | 69 | 20 |
| #4 | Zeal | +0.07 | 51 | 46 |
| #5 | Heretic | +0.05 | 24 | 33 |





