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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 0 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.

| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Nuke | 81 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 27 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 21 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




19 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1912 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 4,021 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 502 | 12% |
| Smokes | 1465 | 36% |
| HE Grenades | 971 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 1083 | 27% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,124,311 of utility $282 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 202 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | peter the defeater | 63% | 16 |
| #2 | Dorothy | 47% | 17 |
| #3 | LittleNebula | 45% | 84 |
| #4 | j9993 | 42% | 50 |
| #5 | Aquiii | 39% | 80 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | LittleNebula | 45% | 84 |
| #4 | j9993 | 42% | 50 |
| #5 | Aquiii | 39% | 80 |
| #6 | awa | 38% | 71 |
| #7 | rwinzzz | 24% | 21 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Aquiii | 5 | 0.0032 |
| #2 | LittleNebula | 4 | 0.0024 |
| #3 | j9993 | 4 | 0.0041 |
| #4 | awa | 2 | 0.0014 |
| #5 | peter the defeater | 1 | 0.0030 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | awa | 248 | 0.18 | 5 min |
| #2 | Aquiii | 158 | 0.10 | 3 min |
| #3 | LittleNebula | 113 | 0.07 | 2 min |
| #4 | j9993 | 59 | 0.06 | 1 min |
| #5 | rwinzzz | 21 | 0.05 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | peter the defeater | +3.51 | 60 | 41 |
| #2 | Mew_Zedong.FaZe | +1.15 | 52 | 32 |
| #3 | j9993 | +1.13 | 59 | 34 |
| #4 | Aquiii | -0.63 | 31 | 46 |
| #5 | rwinzzz | -0.82 | 59 | 29 |





