








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 410 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September


The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 77 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 54 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 51 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 37 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 27 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 4 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 29 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




13 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2012 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 8,282 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1500 | 18% |
| Smokes | 1757 | 21% |
| HE Grenades | 2852 | 34% |
| Molotovs | 2173 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $952,563 of utility $149 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 259 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | jstyn | 5 | 0.0019 |
| #2 | Chief Beer | 5 | 0.0019 |
| #3 | Mew_Zedong.FaZe | 5 | 0.0032 |
| #4 | the ULTIMATE employee | 4 | 0.0014 |
| #5 | LittleNebula | 4 | 0.0020 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | jstyn | +3.16 | 87 | 73 |
| #2 | Mew_Zedong.FaZe | +1.57 | 53 | 41 |
| #3 | khanflick.mn | GENGH1S KH4N | +0.93 | 73 | 41 |
| #4 | Chief Beer | -0.45 | 73 | 49 |
| #5 | yes | -0.93 | 60 | 33 |





