








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 891 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 182 matches | ||
| Faceit | 49 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 11 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




19 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3209 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 12,123 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3129 | 26% |
| Smokes | 3256 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 2502 | 21% |
| Molotovs | 3236 | 27% |
Our logs show you have wasted $820,572 of utility $143 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 391 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | leoo | 82% | 17 |
| #2 | helix | 75% | 16 |
| #3 | Jay | 75% | 52 |
| #4 | Question Mark | 73% | 52 |
| #5 | Bay | 72% | 43 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #9 | WillPowerme | 68% | 66 |
| #10 | InferNo | 67% | 18 |
| #11 | brookszy | 59% | 17 |
| #12 | exion | 56% | 27 |
| #13 | Fart Smeller | 53% | 17 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ultirox | 359 | 0.21 | 9 min |
| #2 | WillPowerme | 300 | 0.22 | 8 min |
| #3 | Jay | 286 | 0.30 | 10 min |
| #4 | Question Mark | 211 | 0.21 | 6 min |
| #5 | InferNo | 159 | 0.39 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ultirox | +4.07 | 90 | 64 |
| #2 | helix | +3.56 | 98 | 62 |
| #3 | JohnSm1th | +3.42 | 75 | 68 |
| #4 | leoo | +2.78 | 75 | 62 |
| #5 | InferNo | +2.15 | 82 | 66 |





