








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 991 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 157 matches | ||
| Premier | 68 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 49 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 10 matches | ||
| Wingman | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 4 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 11 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




74 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5988 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 11,470 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4489 | 39% |
| Smokes | 2543 | 22% |
| HE Grenades | 1429 | 12% |
| Molotovs | 3009 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,533,211 of utility $178 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 925 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #6 | CZR_- | 62% | 81 |
| #7 | rubble | 58% | 148 |
| #8 | 86ixx | 57% | 82 |
| #9 | uppers | 53% | 43 |
| #10 | plaib | 29% | 28 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | rubble | 22 | 0.0078 |
| #2 | leoo | 9 | 0.0021 |
| #3 | Question Mark | 5 | 0.0064 |
| #4 | 86ixx | 4 | 0.0025 |
| #5 | CZR_- | 3 | 0.0017 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | leoo | 718 | 0.17 | 18 min |
| #2 | rubble | 258 | 0.09 | 4 min |
| #3 | WillPowerme | 233 | 0.21 | 6 min |
| #4 | uppers | 207 | 0.22 | 6 min |
| #5 | CZR_- | 191 | 0.11 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | mitsuha | +3.54 | 88 | 56 |
| #2 | JohnSm1th | +2.26 | 71 | 68 |
| #3 | uppers | +2.00 | 72 | 68 |
| #4 | leoo | +1.21 | 85 | 68 |
| #5 | CZR_- | +1.12 | 87 | 57 |





