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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 109 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Mirage | 22 matches | ||
| Premier | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 13 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




2 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
657 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 2,993 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1140 | 38% |
| Smokes | 520 | 17% |
| HE Grenades | 988 | 33% |
| Molotovs | 345 | 12% |
Our logs show you have wasted $296,910 of utility $126 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 425 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | SNiP | 13 | 0.0120 |
| #2 | biss | 10 | 0.0140 |
| #3 | Robbo | 7 | 0.0057 |
| #4 | CaneZy | 3 | 0.0025 |
| #5 | MrTinyTike | 3 | 0.0115 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | SNiP | 135 | 0.12 | 3 min |
| #2 | CaneZy | 116 | 0.10 | 2 min |
| #3 | biss | 95 | 0.13 | 3 min |
| #4 | LIAM | 53 | 0.33 | 1 min |
| #5 | Robbo | 50 | 0.04 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | harrison | +8.23 | 53 | 56 |
| #2 | BigJackOnPcVAC | +5.27 | 46 | 77 |
| #3 | biss | +4.42 | 89 | 60 |
| #4 | SNiP | +3.14 | 78 | 62 |
| #5 | cAlx | +2.34 | 61 | 72 |





