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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 137 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Mirage | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 15 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




10 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
304 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 1,095 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 166 | 15% |
| Smokes | 205 | 19% |
| HE Grenades | 384 | 35% |
| Molotovs | 340 | 31% |
Our logs show you have wasted $245,994 of utility $196 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 9 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Biliggle | 100% | 3 |
| #2 | Devvy | 80% | 5 |
| #3 | ZING001 | 67% | 3 |
| #4 | DoubleBuFF | 67% | 3 |
| #5 | biss | 63% | 27 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #9 | CaneZy | 51% | 45 |
| #10 | Robbo | 48% | 33 |
| #11 | Blessed Tree pt.2 | 38% | 13 |
| #12 | NCN3S | 33% | 3 |
| #13 | LIAM | 31% | 16 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | biss | 7 | 0.0121 |
| #2 | LIAM | 6 | 0.0177 |
| #3 | SNiP | 5 | 0.0057 |
| #4 | CaneZy | 3 | 0.0032 |
| #5 | Robbo | 3 | 0.0043 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | SNiP | 122 | 0.14 | 3 min |
| #2 | CaneZy | 110 | 0.12 | 3 min |
| #3 | biss | 89 | 0.15 | 3 min |
| #4 | LIAM | 58 | 0.17 | 1 min |
| #5 | Blessed Tree pt.2 | 27 | 0.10 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | DoubleBuFF | +6.14 | 82 | 69 |
| #2 | biss | +5.70 | 89 | 64 |
| #3 | ZING001 | +4.63 | 81 | 66 |
| #4 | Biliggle | +3.24 | 80 | 37 |
| #5 | Maxi | +3.16 | 82 | 60 |





