








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 2798 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 333 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 109 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 70 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 51 matches | ||
| Faceit | 45 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 37 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 34 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 29 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 28 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 2 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 203 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




104 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
9445 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 23,968 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 7278 | 30% |
| Smokes | 6306 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 4915 | 21% |
| Molotovs | 5469 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $3,340,678 of utility $193 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1700 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | alexc | 60% | 200 |
| #2 | SNiP | 54% | 257 |
| #3 | [AWOPKA] KΛJΛN24 | 53% | 373 |
| #4 | CaneZy | 51% | 184 |
| #5 | Robbo | 50% | 225 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | SNiP | 54% | 257 |
| #3 | [AWOPKA] KΛJΛN24 | 53% | 373 |
| #4 | CaneZy | 51% | 184 |
| #5 | Robbo | 50% | 225 |
| #6 | LIAM | 47% | 99 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | [AWOPKA] KΛJΛN24 | 34 | 0.0045 |
| #2 | SNiP | 30 | 0.0057 |
| #3 | alexc | 24 | 0.0057 |
| #4 | CaneZy | 15 | 0.0040 |
| #5 | LIAM | 15 | 0.0075 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | alexc | 753 | 0.18 | 20 min |
| #2 | SNiP | 639 | 0.12 | 17 min |
| #3 | CaneZy | 486 | 0.13 | 10 min |
| #4 | [AWOPKA] KΛJΛN24 | 351 | 0.05 | 8 min |
| #5 | LIAM | 289 | 0.14 | 7 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | alexc | +2.31 | 85 | 64 |
| #2 | biss | +1.99 | 81 | 65 |
| #3 | SNiP | +1.67 | 79 | 62 |
| #4 | [AWOPKA] KΛJΛN24 | -0.36 | 66 | 44 |
| #5 | Robbo | -0.74 | 64 | 35 |





