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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 0 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.

| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Nuke | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 5 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 8 different maps





Our logs show No Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




3 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
265 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 215 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 66 | 31% |
| Smokes | 58 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 58 | 27% |
| Molotovs | 33 | 15% |
Our logs show you have wasted $67,249 of utility $57 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 0 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | icky | 71% | 31 |
| #2 | チャーミングなバラ姫 | 57% | 56 |
| #3 | ner0_ | 48% | 48 |
| #4 | eck | 46% | 39 |
| #5 | GarfieldFan3005 | 40% | 20 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | チャーミングなバラ姫 | 57% | 56 |
| #3 | ner0_ | 48% | 48 |
| #4 | eck | 46% | 39 |
| #5 | GarfieldFan3005 | 40% | 20 |
| #6 | heccs | 32% | 19 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ner0_ | 4 | 0.0044 |
| #2 | eck | 4 | 0.0052 |
| #3 | チャーミングなバラ姫 | 3 | 0.0027 |
| #4 | icky | 2 | 0.0032 |
| #5 | heccs | 1 | 0.0029 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | チャーミングなバラ姫 | 99 | 0.09 | 2 min |
| #2 | ner0_ | 69 | 0.08 | 2 min |
| #3 | icky | 54 | 0.09 | 1 min |
| #4 | heccs | 43 | 0.12 | 1 min |
| #5 | eck | 18 | 0.02 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | チャーミングなバラ姫 | +7.25 | 64 | 59 |
| #2 | icky | +4.30 | 62 | 59 |
| #3 | ner0_ | +3.57 | 41 | 38 |
| #4 | heccs | -1.39 | 14 | 52 |
| #5 | eck | -4.75 | 10 | 14 |





