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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 187 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September

The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 86 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 48 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 5 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




13 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1538 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 3,840 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 186 | 5% |
| Smokes | 1531 | 40% |
| HE Grenades | 719 | 19% |
| Molotovs | 1404 | 37% |
Our logs show you have wasted $278,698 of utility $56 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 131 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Crooshu | 64% | 22 |
| #2 | Gromit | 60% | 20 |
| #3 | Florijandro | 52% | 25 |
| #4 | POPCORN CHIKEN | 49% | 39 |
| #5 | KRT_ | 38% | 13 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | MR WEED | 8 | 0.0034 |
| #2 | Florijandro | 4 | 0.0080 |
| #3 | POPCORN CHIKEN | 3 | 0.0038 |
| #4 | Gromit | 3 | 0.0072 |
| #5 | Crooshu | 2 | 0.0047 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Gromit | +5.08 | 60 | 27 |
| #2 | Florijandro | +4.38 | 82 | 31 |
| #3 | Crooshu | +4.25 | 55 | 65 |
| #4 | POPCORN CHIKEN | +1.64 | 61 | 38 |
| #5 | KRT_ | +1.20 | 71 | 68 |





