








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 836 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 279 matches | ||
| Faceit | 30 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 22 matches | ||
| Wingman | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 25 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




73 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5071 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 11,422 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2283 | 20% |
| Smokes | 2835 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 3009 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 3295 | 29% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,413,442 of utility $151 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1290 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | -_- | 55% | 83 |
| #3 | kobe ran out of lowgrade | 54% | 129 |
| #4 | jΓΈeel | 54% | 176 |
| #5 | etoshi | 48% | 27 |
| #6 | Kr3xz- β | 47% | 34 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ππππππππ | +2.61 | 85 | 53 |
| #2 | -_- | +1.98 | 90 | 56 |
| #3 | jΓΈeel | +1.83 | 86 | 64 |
| #4 | kobe ran out of lowgrade | +0.62 | 67 | 50 |
| #5 | etoshi | -0.23 | 83 | 67 |





