








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 311 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Nuke | 73 matches | ||
| Wingman | 72 matches | ||
| Premier | 53 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 47 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 41 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 38 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 3 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 22 different maps





Our logs show No Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




81 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4751 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 6,226 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1932 | 31% |
| Smokes | 1553 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 1600 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 1141 | 18% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,111,012 of utility $112 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 297 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ★ | 54% | 102 |
| #2 | snow leopard | 53% | 223 |
| #3 | meow thing | 43% | 47 |
| #4 | intellectual dog | 41% | 70 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ★ | 54% | 102 |
| #2 | snow leopard | 53% | 223 |
| #3 | meow thing | 43% | 47 |
| #4 | intellectual dog | 41% | 70 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | snow leopard | 30 | 0.0071 |
| #2 | ★ | 28 | 0.0155 |
| #3 | intellectual dog | 10 | 0.0074 |
| #4 | meow thing | 1 | 0.0011 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | snow leopard | 712 | 0.17 | 15 min |
| #2 | ★ | 190 | 0.11 | 4 min |
| #3 | intellectual dog | 174 | 0.13 | 4 min |
| #4 | meow thing | 67 | 0.07 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | snow leopard | +3.49 | 80 | 53 |
| #2 | intellectual dog | +2.27 | 75 | 51 |
| #3 | aaaaaa | +1.50 | 65 | 33 |
| #4 | ★ | -0.14 | 53 | 35 |
| #5 | meow thing | -1.54 | 79 | 47 |





