








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 562 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 190 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 78 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 58 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 19 matches | ||
| Wingman | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 8 matches | ||
| Faceit | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 18 different maps





Our logs show 68 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




46 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4998 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 11,842 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3648 | 31% |
| Smokes | 2839 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 2278 | 19% |
| Molotovs | 3077 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,220,307 of utility $204 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 491 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Grizzly ♡ | 72% | 29 |
| #2 | zyloxx | 58% | 36 |
| #3 | Schoko | 58% | 31 |
| #4 | ♛rEDDAEX♛ | 57% | 28 |
| #5 | restlessMIND | 52% | 44 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ForceONE | +1.63 | 52 | 78 |
| #2 | zyloxx | +1.61 | 72 | 58 |
| #3 | Schoko | +0.90 | 70 | 55 |
| #4 | ping | +0.89 | 67 | 69 |
| #5 | kS 24 | +0.79 | 45 | 52 |





