








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 901 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Office | 115 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 102 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 49 matches | ||
| Premier | 47 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 33 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 27 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 2 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Jura | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 18 different maps





Our logs show 34 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




17 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4246 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 12,567 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2532 | 20% |
| Smokes | 2426 | 19% |
| HE Grenades | 5176 | 41% |
| Molotovs | 2433 | 19% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,356,213 of utility $127 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 188 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ForceONE | 63% | 46 |
| #2 | DuncanBlood | 52% | 29 |
| #3 | thezoomisback | 51% | 45 |
| #4 | Peeetmanski | 48% | 123 |
| #5 | incendi | 47% | 152 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ping | +3.27 | 70 | 69 |
| #2 | ForceONE | +3.19 | 49 | 83 |
| #3 | incendi | +1.61 | 51 | 49 |
| #4 | kS 24 | +1.42 | 51 | 50 |
| #5 | Peeetmanski | +1.09 | 33 | 69 |





