








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1868 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 160 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 154 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 120 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 110 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 101 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 99 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 92 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 81 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 79 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 75 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 74 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 69 matches | ||
| Wingman | 60 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 28 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 27 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 22 different maps





Our logs show 120 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




62 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
11448 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 20,970 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3662 | 17% |
| Smokes | 6582 | 31% |
| HE Grenades | 7262 | 35% |
| Molotovs | 3464 | 17% |
Our logs show you have wasted $6,203,410 of utility $222 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1304 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Jest | +5.39 | 82 | 55 |
| #2 | Redneck Jesus | +1.26 | 69 | 53 |
| #3 | Alude | +0.64 | 57 | 39 |
| #4 | Jeff | +0.57 | 73 | 40 |
| #5 | Angusbeefy | +0.24 | 71 | 35 |





