








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 314 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 79 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 7 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




8 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1879 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 3,409 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 820 | 24% |
| Smokes | 890 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 841 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 858 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $225,222 of utility $80 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 416 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | OO OO AA AA | 63% | 19 |
| #2 | DEMONKE | 56% | 16 |
| #3 | eskel | 56% | 45 |
| #4 | Kido | 47% | 30 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | OO OO AA AA | 63% | 19 |
| #2 | DEMONKE | 56% | 16 |
| #3 | eskel | 56% | 45 |
| #4 | Kido | 47% | 30 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | eskel | 2 | 0.0024 |
| #2 | Kido | 2 | 0.0035 |
| #3 | OO OO AA AA | 1 | 0.0026 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | eskel | 104 | 0.12 | 2 min |
| #2 | Kido | 85 | 0.15 | 2 min |
| #3 | OO OO AA AA | 6 | 0.02 | 0 min |
| #4 | DEMONKE | 3 | 0.01 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | イレイナ | +4.22 | 82 | 52 |
| #2 | eskel | -1.05 | 47 | 40 |
| #3 | Kido | -2.24 | 67 | 46 |
| #4 | OO OO AA AA | -3.42 | 48 | 23 |
| #5 | DEMONKE | -3.72 | 48 | 35 |





