








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 225 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September


The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 257 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 6 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




9 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1796 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 6,465 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 878 | 14% |
| Smokes | 2040 | 32% |
| HE Grenades | 1827 | 28% |
| Molotovs | 1720 | 27% |
Our logs show you have wasted $629,154 of utility $83 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 717 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | K-Pop Stan | 57% | 74 |
| #2 | Neefs | 42% | 74 |
| #3 | LILPOOKIE TTV | 40% | 277 |
| #4 | StruggleHugs | 40% | 247 |
| #5 | Lynn From Maplestory | 40% | 88 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | LILPOOKIE TTV | 15 | 0.0026 |
| #2 | Snootchies | 14 | 0.0025 |
| #3 | K-Pop Stan | 11 | 0.0071 |
| #4 | Lynn From Maplestory | 7 | 0.0037 |
| #5 | StruggleHugs | 4 | 0.0008 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | StruggleHugs | 780 | 0.15 | 19 min |
| #2 | Snootchies | 605 | 0.11 | 17 min |
| #3 | K-Pop Stan | 218 | 0.14 | 7 min |
| #4 | Lynn From Maplestory | 202 | 0.11 | 7 min |
| #5 | Neefs | 179 | 0.11 | 5 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | K-Pop Stan | +5.77 | 84 | 67 |
| #2 | Neefs | +5.29 | 77 | 66 |
| #3 | Lynn From Maplestory | +4.70 | 81 | 63 |
| #4 | ohpeta | +2.73 | 78 | 33 |
| #5 | LILPOOKIE TTV | -0.37 | 57 | 33 |





