








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 644 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 508 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 28 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 27 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 5 matches | ||
| Wingman | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 35 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




27 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3564 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 15,296 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4891 | 32% |
| Smokes | 3411 | 22% |
| HE Grenades | 3663 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 3331 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $581,397 of utility $41 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 10058 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | K-Pop Stan | 50% | 88 |
| #2 | Lynn From Maplestory | 48% | 131 |
| #3 | Neefs | 45% | 106 |
| #4 | ohpeta | 44% | 87 |
| #5 | LILPOOKIE TTV | 43% | 486 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | LILPOOKIE TTV | 20 | 0.0019 |
| #2 | K-Pop Stan | 12 | 0.0065 |
| #3 | Adonbilivitman | 8 | 0.0014 |
| #4 | StruggleHugs | 7 | 0.0007 |
| #5 | Lynn From Maplestory | 7 | 0.0025 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | StruggleHugs | 1549 | 0.16 | 37 min |
| #2 | Lynn From Maplestory | 311 | 0.11 | 9 min |
| #3 | K-Pop Stan | 262 | 0.14 | 8 min |
| #4 | Neefs | 258 | 0.11 | 7 min |
| #5 | Adonbilivitman | 241 | 0.04 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | K-Pop Stan | +5.54 | 81 | 65 |
| #2 | Lynn From Maplestory | +5.22 | 82 | 64 |
| #3 | Neefs | +4.57 | 77 | 65 |
| #4 | ohpeta | +2.66 | 72 | 32 |
| #5 | LILPOOKIE TTV | +0.16 | 58 | 31 |





