








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 367 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 189 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 29 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 3 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 11 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




6 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3398 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 9,492 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3998 | 42% |
| Smokes | 2641 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 670 | 7% |
| Molotovs | 2183 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,223,727 of utility $167 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 193 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | California High Speed Rail | 1067 | 0.22 | 25 min |
| #2 | Un2RWS1 | 556 | 0.12 | 12 min |
| #3 | Enchanted Pee | 259 | 0.11 | 6 min |
| #4 | 𝓐𝓶𝓮𝓵𝓲𝓪❤ | 251 | 0.04 | 5 min |
| #5 | DAKKO | 71 | 0.20 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | DAKKO | +1.91 | 29 | 64 |
| #2 | Enchanted Pee | +1.46 | 58 | 42 |
| #3 | ッ soldierguy | +1.37 | 72 | 48 |
| #4 | Un2RWS1 | +1.20 | 70 | 59 |
| #5 | 𝓐𝓶𝓮𝓵𝓲𝓪❤ | -0.50 | 33 | 26 |





