








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 531 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 328 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 77 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 52 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 45 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 31 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 13 matches | ||
| Wingman | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 3 matches | ||
| Faceit | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 45 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




16 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4100 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 26,207 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 7278 | 28% |
| Smokes | 9019 | 34% |
| HE Grenades | 2862 | 11% |
| Molotovs | 7048 | 27% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,296,656 of utility $92 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1147 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | DAKKO | 50% | 36 |
| #2 | Enchanted Pee | 48% | 164 |
| #3 | Un2RWS1 | 47% | 395 |
| #4 | 𝓐𝓶𝓮𝓵𝓲𝓪❤ | 46% | 455 |
| #5 | ッ soldierguy | 46% | 237 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | DAKKO | 50% | 36 |
| #2 | Enchanted Pee | 48% | 164 |
| #3 | Un2RWS1 | 47% | 395 |
| #4 | 𝓐𝓶𝓮𝓵𝓲𝓪❤ | 46% | 455 |
| #5 | ッ soldierguy | 46% | 237 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 𝓐𝓶𝓮𝓵𝓲𝓪❤ | 51 | 0.0054 |
| #2 | Un2RWS1 | 44 | 0.0055 |
| #3 | Enchanted Pee | 21 | 0.0061 |
| #4 | ッ soldierguy | 2 | 0.0004 |
| #5 | DAKKO | 2 | 0.0029 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Un2RWS1 | 948 | 0.12 | 23 min |
| #2 | ッ soldierguy | 892 | 0.19 | 20 min |
| #3 | 𝓐𝓶𝓮𝓵𝓲𝓪❤ | 349 | 0.04 | 8 min |
| #4 | Enchanted Pee | 327 | 0.10 | 8 min |
| #5 | DAKKO | 136 | 0.20 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Un2RWS1 | +2.27 | 69 | 57 |
| #2 | DAKKO | +2.26 | 29 | 66 |
| #3 | Enchanted Pee | +1.96 | 54 | 42 |
| #4 | ッ soldierguy | +1.73 | 73 | 51 |
| #5 | 𝓐𝓶𝓮𝓵𝓲𝓪❤ | +0.09 | 35 | 26 |





