








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 89 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Inferno | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 3 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




5 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
856 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 1,085 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 290 | 27% |
| Smokes | 374 | 34% |
| HE Grenades | 222 | 20% |
| Molotovs | 199 | 18% |
Our logs show you have wasted $242,201 of utility $96 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 55 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | FerrusParrot | 12 | 0.0128 |
| #2 | ✪ Jack | 6 | 0.0028 |
| #3 | MBG (Mari Bergembira Gerindra) | 6 | 0.0030 |
| #4 | Yasratcha | 4 | 0.0028 |
| #5 | jomokwie | 4 | 0.0031 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | MBG (Mari Bergembira Gerindra) | 151 | 0.08 | 3 min |
| #2 | ✪ Jack | 114 | 0.05 | 3 min |
| #3 | jomokwie | 71 | 0.05 | 1 min |
| #4 | FerrusParrot | 58 | 0.06 | 1 min |
| #5 | Yasratcha | 46 | 0.03 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Yasratcha | +4.49 | 87 | 45 |
| #2 | ✪ Jack | +2.73 | 67 | 41 |
| #3 | FerrusParrot | +2.05 | 70 | 47 |
| #4 | MBG (Mari Bergembira Gerindra) | -0.59 | 34 | 48 |
| #5 | Labu Geprek (Deluxe Edition) | -2.81 | 39 | 29 |





