








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 147 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Inferno | 30 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 7 matches | ||
| Premier | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 16 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




7 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1073 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 3,837 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 819 | 21% |
| Smokes | 1451 | 38% |
| HE Grenades | 949 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 618 | 16% |
Our logs show you have wasted $520,764 of utility $158 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 44 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | MFIP | 19 | 0.0139 |
| #2 | Beauty and Beastma | 7 | 0.0035 |
| #3 | BeastMa the Tank Engine | 6 | 0.0020 |
| #4 | DODOL PELER | 5 | 0.0024 |
| #5 | Xiàn zài wǒ yǒu bing chillin | 4 | 0.0020 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | BeastMa the Tank Engine | 161 | 0.06 | 4 min |
| #2 | DODOL PELER | 126 | 0.06 | 2 min |
| #3 | MFIP | 80 | 0.06 | 2 min |
| #4 | Beauty and Beastma | 75 | 0.04 | 2 min |
| #5 | Xiàn zài wǒ yǒu bing chillin | 65 | 0.03 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Beauty and Beastma | +4.30 | 91 | 47 |
| #2 | BeastMa the Tank Engine | +2.93 | 73 | 46 |
| #3 | MFIP | +2.14 | 81 | 44 |
| #4 | mikoboy | -0.70 | 37 | 53 |
| #5 | Xiàn zài wǒ yǒu bing chillin | -2.19 | 48 | 36 |





