








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 2530 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 575 matches | ||
| Wingman | 192 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 52 matches | ||
| Faceit | 44 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 34 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 28 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 7 matches | ||
| Renown | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 18 different maps





Our logs show 105 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




102 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
12743 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 29,142 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 6506 | 22% |
| Smokes | 6430 | 22% |
| HE Grenades | 7699 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 8507 | 29% |
Our logs show you have wasted $3,172,991 of utility $150 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 3387 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | M 4 J O R | 56% | 137 |
| #2 | Kul_Skeleton | 56% | 135 |
| #3 | RiiZe | 55% | 56 |
| #4 | im prob det... | 55% | 126 |
| #5 | Chilzy | 53% | 114 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | Kul_Skeleton | 56% | 135 |
| #3 | RiiZe | 55% | 56 |
| #4 | im prob det... | 55% | 126 |
| #5 | Chilzy | 53% | 114 |
| #6 | Fie Claussell☔ | 53% | 99 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | M 4 J O R | 19 | 0.0067 |
| #2 | im prob det... | 15 | 0.0059 |
| #3 | Kul_Skeleton | 12 | 0.0046 |
| #4 | Chilzy | 3 | 0.0017 |
| #5 | RiiZe | 3 | 0.0025 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | M 4 J O R | 338 | 0.12 | 7 min |
| #2 | RiiZe | 237 | 0.19 | 6 min |
| #3 | Kul_Skeleton | 164 | 0.06 | 4 min |
| #4 | Chilzy | 156 | 0.09 | 3 min |
| #5 | im prob det... | 149 | 0.06 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | demonpeek 石 drain | +3.01 | 80 | 52 |
| #2 | im prob det... | +2.74 | 61 | 46 |
| #3 | RiiZe | +2.45 | 80 | 72 |
| #4 | M 4 J O R | -2.12 | 47 | 52 |
| #5 | Fie Claussell☔ | -2.50 | 23 | 46 |





