








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 216 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 282 matches | ||
| Wingman | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match | ||
| Faceit | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 44 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




23 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3639 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 8,308 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1292 | 16% |
| Smokes | 3302 | 40% |
| HE Grenades | 2361 | 28% |
| Molotovs | 1353 | 16% |
Our logs show you have wasted $368,263 of utility $48 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 64 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Kul_Skeleton | 73% | 22 |
| #2 | demonpeek 石 drain | 55% | 126 |
| #3 | M 4 J O R | 49% | 93 |
| #4 | Fie Claussell☔ | 49% | 308 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Kul_Skeleton | 73% | 22 |
| #2 | demonpeek 石 drain | 55% | 126 |
| #3 | M 4 J O R | 49% | 93 |
| #4 | Fie Claussell☔ | 49% | 308 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | demonpeek 石 drain | 11 | 0.0043 |
| #2 | M 4 J O R | 11 | 0.0056 |
| #3 | Fie Claussell☔ | 5 | 0.0008 |
| #4 | Kul_Skeleton | 1 | 0.0020 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | demonpeek 石 drain | 268 | 0.10 | 5 min |
| #2 | M 4 J O R | 234 | 0.12 | 5 min |
| #3 | Fie Claussell☔ | 143 | 0.02 | 3 min |
| #4 | Kul_Skeleton | 36 | 0.07 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | demonpeek 石 drain | +3.02 | 79 | 51 |
| #2 | im prob det... | +2.03 | 61 | 45 |
| #3 | Kul_Skeleton | -2.15 | 50 | 47 |
| #4 | M 4 J O R | -2.42 | 48 | 52 |
| #5 | Fie Claussell☔ | -2.58 | 28 | 46 |





