








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 247 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Nuke | 36 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 32 matches | ||
| Premier | 27 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 17 matches | ||
| Wingman | 15 matches | ||
| Faceit | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 17 different maps





Our logs show 9 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




23 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2582 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 6,496 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1676 | 26% |
| Smokes | 1949 | 30% |
| HE Grenades | 1158 | 18% |
| Molotovs | 1713 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $812,723 of utility $161 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 24 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | Eskham | 56% | 229 |
| #4 | Daniel | 55% | 111 |
| #5 | Temp0h | 50% | 109 |
| #6 | Hector Salamanca's Kitten | 50% | 64 |
| #7 | Maris | 49% | 94 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Eskham | 20 | 0.0045 |
| #2 | Temp0h | 16 | 0.0072 |
| #3 | Daniel | 11 | 0.0052 |
| #4 | Hector Salamanca's Kitten | 11 | 0.0083 |
| #5 | ✪ Wanted | 9 | 0.0054 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Eskham | 278 | 0.06 | 7 min |
| #2 | Temp0h | 225 | 0.10 | 6 min |
| #3 | Hector Salamanca's Kitten | 170 | 0.13 | 3 min |
| #4 | Maris | 109 | 0.06 | 2 min |
| #5 | Daniel | 52 | 0.02 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Temp0h | +3.30 | 80 | 60 |
| #2 | ✪ Wanted | +2.72 | 84 | 55 |
| #3 | ozzy | +2.26 | 82 | 61 |
| #4 | Eskham | +0.49 | 69 | 48 |
| #5 | Maris | -0.60 | 63 | 53 |





