








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 185 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 130 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 8 different maps





Our logs show 27 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




11 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1485 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 6,058 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2067 | 34% |
| Smokes | 1449 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 1151 | 19% |
| Molotovs | 1391 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $257,401 of utility $78 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 151 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | K1dd | 89% | 9 |
| #2 | RdPnd | 69% | 13 |
| #3 | neenick | 56% | 9 |
| #4 | kommi666 | 50% | 8 |
| #5 | Rick Sanchez | 33% | 9 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | RdPnd | 69% | 13 |
| #3 | neenick | 56% | 9 |
| #4 | kommi666 | 50% | 8 |
| #5 | Rick Sanchez | 33% | 9 |
| #6 | vaC- | 30% | 10 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | K1dd | 3 | 0.0164 |
| #2 | RdPnd | 2 | 0.0072 |
| #3 | Rick Sanchez | 1 | 0.0049 |
| #4 | neenick | 1 | 0.0052 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | RdPnd | 45 | 0.16 | 1 min |
| #2 | K1dd | 38 | 0.21 | 1 min |
| #3 | neenick | 35 | 0.18 | 1 min |
| #4 | vaC- | 32 | 0.14 | 1 min |
| #5 | kommi666 | 30 | 0.18 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | RdPnd | +2.18 | 67 | 80 |
| #2 | K1dd | +1.40 | 69 | 65 |
| #3 | kommi666 | +0.19 | 68 | 65 |
| #4 | doniisonair- | -0.27 | 77 | 66 |
| #5 | neenick | -0.63 | 80 | 64 |





