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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 600 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September


The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 315 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 12 matches | ||
| Wingman | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 8 different maps





Our logs show 16 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




25 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1635 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 8,387 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1560 | 19% |
| Smokes | 3039 | 36% |
| HE Grenades | 1695 | 20% |
| Molotovs | 2093 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,540,149 of utility $204 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 855 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | TipTop | 125 | 0.07 | 3 min |
| #2 | NinjaBinja | 119 | 0.09 | 2 min |
| #3 | KingWraithDK | 52 | 0.04 | 1 min |
| #4 | Pjuske- stay in lobby | 42 | 0.04 | 1 min |
| #5 | [PBSr] DJ-Henning | 36 | 0.08 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | [PBSr] DJ-Henning | +5.07 | 47 | 75 |
| #2 | MKmalthe | +4.83 | 59 | 15 |
| #3 | [AA] Bobby Olsen | +3.35 | 52 | 47 |
| #4 | NinjaBinja | +2.82 | 54 | 51 |
| #5 | [AA] Pim de Keysergracht | +2.63 | 33 | 54 |





