








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 974 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 955 matches | ||
| Wingman | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Jura | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 19 different maps





Our logs show 186 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




84 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
8244 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 15,593 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3376 | 22% |
| Smokes | 2341 | 15% |
| HE Grenades | 4507 | 29% |
| Molotovs | 5369 | 34% |
Our logs show you have wasted $4,074,621 of utility $182 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 39 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | [AA] Pim de Keysergracht | 52% | 58 |
| #2 | Pia-DK | 50% | 193 |
| #3 | BoB <3 | 45% | 225 |
| #4 | Skvadder | 43% | 334 |
| #5 | KingWraithDK | 42% | 166 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Pia-DK | 418 | 0.10 | 12 min |
| #2 | BoB <3 | 415 | 0.09 | 10 min |
| #3 | Scott - stay in lobby | 383 | 0.11 | 10 min |
| #4 | KingWraithDK | 173 | 0.05 | 3 min |
| #5 | Skvadder | 121 | 0.02 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Scott - stay in lobby | +3.17 | 63 | 80 |
| #2 | Pia-DK | +1.53 | 51 | 64 |
| #3 | Pjuske- stay in lobby | +1.09 | 42 | 44 |
| #4 | BoB <3 | +0.78 | 31 | 53 |
| #5 | [AA] Pim de Keysergracht | +0.76 | 29 | 55 |





