








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 52 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September


The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Overpass | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 3 matches | ||
| Premier | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 1 Chicken Has been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




19 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
441 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 855 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 315 | 37% |
| Smokes | 116 | 14% |
| HE Grenades | 208 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 216 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $239,365 of utility $215 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 41 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | hannah | 67% | 3 |
| #2 | ryad | 67% | 6 |
| #3 | bid | 60% | 10 |
| #4 | infopeek | 56% | 9 |
| #5 | delRE | 52% | 44 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | delRE | 12 | 0.0138 |
| #2 | Jappet | 9 | 0.0629 |
| #3 | bid | 5 | 0.0279 |
| #4 | craygroup | 3 | 0.0040 |
| #5 | ryad | 3 | 0.0246 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | craygroup | 313 | 0.42 | 8 min |
| #2 | delRE | 171 | 0.20 | 4 min |
| #3 | bid | 43 | 0.24 | 1 min |
| #4 | Jappet | 36 | 0.25 | 1 min |
| #5 | infopeek | 29 | 0.17 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ryad | +8.65 | 80 | 38 |
| #2 | hannah | +8.44 | 85 | 58 |
| #3 | Whirlys | +6.54 | 89 | 49 |
| #4 | bid | +5.80 | 93 | 74 |
| #5 | infopeek | +4.00 | 94 | 51 |





