








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 66 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 56 matches | ||
| Faceit | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 7 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




6 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
599 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 2,775 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 863 | 31% |
| Smokes | 780 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 488 | 18% |
| Molotovs | 644 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $217,152 of utility $127 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 113 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 4M1NOX | 44% | 9 |
| #2 | iS0UF | 39% | 18 |
| #3 | .rmaX* | 14% | 7 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 4M1NOX | 44% | 9 |
| #2 | iS0UF | 39% | 18 |
| #3 | .rmaX* | 14% | 7 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | iS0UF | 3 | 0.0088 |
| #2 | 4M1NOX | 2 | 0.0103 |
| #3 | .rmaX* | 1 | 0.0091 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | iS0UF | 35 | 0.10 | 1 min |
| #2 | 4M1NOX | 32 | 0.16 | 1 min |
| #3 | .rmaX* | 28 | 0.25 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | iS0UF | +2.58 | 57 | 45 |
| #2 | 4M1NOX | +0.89 | 44 | 72 |
| #3 | Dwight Shrute | -0.62 | 53 | 63 |
| #4 | .rmaX* | -3.33 | 36 | 64 |





