








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 709 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 179 matches | ||
| Faceit | 36 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 30 matches | ||
| Wingman | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 20 matches | ||
| Renown | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 3 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 65 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




20 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3847 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 6,077 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1775 | 29% |
| Smokes | 1910 | 31% |
| HE Grenades | 1667 | 27% |
| Molotovs | 725 | 12% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,062,022 of utility $158 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 369 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | haliuswQwQw | 68% | 41 |
| #2 | πΊ πΆβΆΡπ½ο½Επ | 63% | 49 |
| #3 | mR1St1ck | 60% | 25 |
| #4 | Hamdax | 53% | 32 |
| #5 | 4M1NOX | 53% | 38 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 4M1NOX | 5 | 0.0063 |
| #2 | πΊ πΆβΆΡπ½ο½Επ | 4 | 0.0041 |
| #3 | haliuswQwQw | 4 | 0.0050 |
| #4 | Hamdax | 4 | 0.0059 |
| #5 | .rmaX* | 3 | 0.0082 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | haliuswQwQw | 207 | 0.26 | 5 min |
| #2 | πΊ πΆβΆΡπ½ο½Επ | 148 | 0.15 | 4 min |
| #3 | 4M1NOX | 144 | 0.18 | 4 min |
| #4 | Hamdax | 116 | 0.17 | 2 min |
| #5 | mR1St1ck | 107 | 0.21 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Hamdax | +2.21 | 80 | 54 |
| #2 | iS0UF | +1.93 | 64 | 43 |
| #3 | mR1St1ck | +1.08 | 75 | 77 |
| #4 | haliuswQwQw | +1.07 | 64 | 74 |
| #5 | 4M1NOX | -0.08 | 47 | 68 |





