








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 833 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Mirage | 112 matches | ||
| Wingman | 81 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 72 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 72 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 68 matches | ||
| Premier | 56 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 53 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 10 matches | ||
| Faceit | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 68 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




36 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4790 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 18,338 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 6499 | 35% |
| Smokes | 5486 | 30% |
| HE Grenades | 711 | 4% |
| Molotovs | 5642 | 31% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,575,258 of utility $141 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 272 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | r0dM_CS | 58% | 173 |
| #2 | Jonk | 57% | 75 |
| #3 | RODRIG0 | 56% | 213 |
| #4 | Theͥ wͣiͫtness | 55% | 147 |
| #5 | MM | 55% | 363 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | MM | 1600 | 0.23 | 41 min |
| #2 | Theͥ wͣiͫtness | 881 | 0.31 | 20 min |
| #3 | Ram4lh0 | 621 | 0.34 | 16 min |
| #4 | RODRIG0 | 569 | 0.14 | 11 min |
| #5 | r0dM_CS | 504 | 0.16 | 11 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | r0dM_CS | +2.44 | 82 | 63 |
| #2 | MM | +2.37 | 79 | 64 |
| #3 | RODRIG0 | +2.23 | 72 | 46 |
| #4 | Fearless | +1.63 | 71 | 43 |
| #5 | ❄ | +0.77 | 67 | 53 |





