








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 517 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September


The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Mirage | 143 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 111 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 93 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 57 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 56 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 35 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 34 matches | ||
| Premier | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 52 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




27 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2375 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 12,324 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3749 | 30% |
| Smokes | 2106 | 17% |
| HE Grenades | 3092 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 3377 | 27% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,582,573 of utility $130 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 179 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Jonk | 64% | 44 |
| #2 | Ram4lh0 | 63% | 38 |
| #3 | RODRIG0 | 63% | 228 |
| #4 | r0dM_CS | 58% | 134 |
| #5 | Theͥ wͣiͫtness | 57% | 287 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | RODRIG0 | 63% | 228 |
| #4 | r0dM_CS | 58% | 134 |
| #5 | Theͥ wͣiͫtness | 57% | 287 |
| #6 | MM | 56% | 534 |
| #7 | ❄ | 54% | 153 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | MM | 27 | 0.0025 |
| #2 | RODRIG0 | 19 | 0.0042 |
| #3 | Theͥ wͣiͫtness | 12 | 0.0021 |
| #4 | ❄ | 10 | 0.0033 |
| #5 | r0dM_CS | 5 | 0.0019 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | MM | 2341 | 0.22 | 62 min |
| #2 | Theͥ wͣiͫtness | 1671 | 0.29 | 37 min |
| #3 | RODRIG0 | 768 | 0.17 | 13 min |
| #4 | ❄ | 683 | 0.22 | 12 min |
| #5 | r0dM_CS | 482 | 0.18 | 10 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | MM | +3.80 | 81 | 66 |
| #2 | RODRIG0 | +3.74 | 75 | 50 |
| #3 | r0dM_CS | +2.49 | 75 | 62 |
| #4 | Ram4lh0 | +1.48 | 54 | 77 |
| #5 | ❄ | +1.35 | 68 | 54 |





