








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1685 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Mirage | 143 matches | ||
| Wingman | 142 matches | ||
| Premier | 123 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 101 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 69 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 65 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 47 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 8 matches | ||
| Faceit | 3 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 67 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




51 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
7093 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 25,944 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 8236 | 32% |
| Smokes | 6258 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 3831 | 15% |
| Molotovs | 7619 | 29% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,582,548 of utility $111 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 212 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | t1tanN- | 69% | 58 |
| #2 | ❄ | 58% | 173 |
| #3 | Theͥ wͣiͫtness | 58% | 204 |
| #4 | BAsisc #skinape | 58% | 134 |
| #5 | MM | 58% | 332 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | MM | 21 | 0.0033 |
| #2 | t1tanN- | 12 | 0.0115 |
| #3 | Theͥ wͣiͫtness | 10 | 0.0026 |
| #4 | RODRIG0 | 9 | 0.0028 |
| #5 | ❄ | 7 | 0.0022 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | MM | 1376 | 0.21 | 38 min |
| #2 | Theͥ wͣiͫtness | 983 | 0.25 | 22 min |
| #3 | ❄ | 522 | 0.16 | 9 min |
| #4 | RODRIG0 | 474 | 0.15 | 8 min |
| #5 | t1tanN- | 255 | 0.24 | 6 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | t1tanN- | +6.33 | 91 | 62 |
| #2 | r0dM_CS | +2.36 | 83 | 60 |
| #3 | MM | +1.51 | 78 | 64 |
| #4 | RODRIG0 | +1.43 | 72 | 51 |
| #5 | ❄ | +0.53 | 67 | 49 |





