








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 169 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 123 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 36 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 30 matches | ||
| Faceit | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 30 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




17 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3333 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 10,099 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2286 | 23% |
| Smokes | 2416 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 2230 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 3167 | 31% |
Our logs show you have wasted $763,859 of utility $120 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 130 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ✗ray6631 ✓ YT | 69% | 29 |
| #2 | KIP | 56% | 39 |
| #3 | Tren ⚡ | 54% | 24 |
| #4 | Yo Ma Said Im Cute | 53% | 47 |
| #5 | Kl0udz | 52% | 23 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Yo Ma Said Im Cute | 27 | 0.0283 |
| #2 | modern baseball | 14 | 0.0094 |
| #3 | KIP | 4 | 0.0046 |
| #4 | Tren ⚡ | 3 | 0.0060 |
| #5 | ✗ray6631 ✓ YT | 2 | 0.0034 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | modern baseball | 163 | 0.11 | 3 min |
| #2 | Tren ⚡ | 91 | 0.18 | 2 min |
| #3 | Yo Ma Said Im Cute | 88 | 0.09 | 2 min |
| #4 | ✗ray6631 ✓ YT | 88 | 0.15 | 2 min |
| #5 | KIP | 42 | 0.05 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | PtrickFPS | +3.53 | 85 | 60 |
| #2 | modern baseball | +1.08 | 75 | 44 |
| #3 | Tren ⚡ | -0.36 | 46 | 67 |
| #4 | KIP | -0.54 | 69 | 24 |
| #5 | Yo Ma Said Im Cute | -1.20 | 65 | 42 |





