








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 529 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 93 matches | ||
| Faceit | 86 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 73 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 71 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 48 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 2 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Edin | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 8 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




97 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5574 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 12,313 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3210 | 26% |
| Smokes | 3711 | 30% |
| HE Grenades | 2870 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 2522 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,018,028 of utility $196 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 781 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | PtrickFPS | 50% | 72 |
| #2 | Kl0udz | 46% | 48 |
| #3 | zoombasta | 46% | 81 |
| #4 | Rice Boy | 43% | 70 |
| #5 | Windows | 42% | 66 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | zoombasta | 489 | 0.30 | 13 min |
| #2 | PtrickFPS | 176 | 0.12 | 4 min |
| #3 | Rice Boy | 146 | 0.11 | 3 min |
| #4 | Windows | 91 | 0.08 | 2 min |
| #5 | Kl0udz | 75 | 0.08 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | PtrickFPS | +2.92 | 81 | 59 |
| #2 | modern baseball | +2.33 | 78 | 47 |
| #3 | zoombasta | +0.72 | 60 | 68 |
| #4 | Kl0udz | -1.81 | 66 | 51 |
| #5 | Rice Boy | -2.01 | 33 | 44 |





