








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 351 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 33 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 29 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 5 matches | ||
| Faceit | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 33 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




16 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1422 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 4,988 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1640 | 33% |
| Smokes | 1215 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 1100 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 1033 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $244,249 of utility $97 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 231 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #13 | Dang3r | 42% | 12 |
| #14 | yft | 35% | 17 |
| #15 | mmmmm | 33% | 9 |
| #16 | Chomillera | 33% | 12 |
| #17 | astronoi | 25% | 8 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Usan | 146 | 0.23 | 5 min |
| #2 | yft | 120 | 0.34 | 3 min |
| #3 | ManJa1 | 101 | 0.17 | 2 min |
| #4 | EnviouZz | 80 | 0.21 | 1 min |
| #5 | astronoi | 61 | 0.34 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ManJa1 | +2.93 | 85 | 64 |
| #2 | Usan | +2.66 | 84 | 63 |
| #3 | mmmmm | +2.19 | 81 | 61 |
| #4 | nes | +1.74 | 77 | 70 |
| #5 | 迪克 | +1.10 | 64 | 54 |





