








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 117 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 83 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 68 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 43 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 32 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 10 matches | ||
| Wingman | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 6 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 20 different maps





Our logs show 19 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




18 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4567 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 10,028 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2810 | 28% |
| Smokes | 2861 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 2328 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 2029 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,689,274 of utility $188 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 199 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ✪ Vivalaetnies aka Snusgod | 55% | 53 |
| #2 | D A W G | 53% | 76 |
| #3 | Grim Reaper | 51% | 107 |
| #4 | Kswish | 44% | 50 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ✪ Vivalaetnies aka Snusgod | 55% | 53 |
| #2 | D A W G | 53% | 76 |
| #3 | Grim Reaper | 51% | 107 |
| #4 | Kswish | 44% | 50 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Grim Reaper | 10 | 0.0047 |
| #2 | D A W G | 2 | 0.0014 |
| #3 | ✪ Vivalaetnies aka Snusgod | 1 | 0.0010 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | D A W G | 185 | 0.13 | 5 min |
| #2 | Kswish | 142 | 0.15 | 3 min |
| #3 | Grim Reaper | 64 | 0.03 | 1 min |
| #4 | ✪ Vivalaetnies aka Snusgod | 58 | 0.06 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Grim Reaper | +1.60 | 66 | 38 |
| #2 | Flacks | +1.30 | 80 | 51 |
| #3 | Kswish | +1.02 | 71 | 52 |
| #4 | D A W G | -1.25 | 54 | 56 |
| #5 | ✪ Vivalaetnies aka Snusgod | -1.34 | 78 | 38 |





