








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 91 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 116 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 4 matches | ||
| Wingman | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 3 matches | ||
| Renown | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 20 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




8 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1374 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 4,142 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1273 | 31% |
| Smokes | 1373 | 33% |
| HE Grenades | 1092 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 404 | 10% |
Our logs show you have wasted $445,303 of utility $113 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 361 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | TAP'AS LT | 52% | 66 |
| #2 | Black Rose | 43% | 47 |
| #3 | KebeB -iwnl- | 40% | 10 |
| #4 | Sneip. | 35% | 26 |
| #5 | Hynga | 32% | 37 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | Black Rose | 43% | 47 |
| #3 | KebeB -iwnl- | 40% | 10 |
| #4 | Sneip. | 35% | 26 |
| #5 | Hynga | 32% | 37 |
| #6 | -`rainOFF| | 26% | 35 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | TAP'AS LT | 5 | 0.0036 |
| #2 | Sneip. | 2 | 0.0035 |
| #3 | Black Rose | 1 | 0.0010 |
| #4 | -`rainOFF| | 1 | 0.0013 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | TAP'AS LT | 198 | 0.14 | 6 min |
| #2 | Hynga | 122 | 0.16 | 3 min |
| #3 | -`rainOFF| | 84 | 0.11 | 2 min |
| #4 | Sneip. | 64 | 0.11 | 1 min |
| #5 | KebeB -iwnl- | 28 | 0.13 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | TAP'AS LT | +2.32 | 73 | 62 |
| #2 | KebeB -iwnl- | +1.24 | 86 | 52 |
| #3 | Sneip. | +0.83 | 83 | 62 |
| #4 | -`rainOFF| | +0.10 | 63 | 56 |
| #5 | Black Rose | +0.09 | 77 | 35 |





