








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1331 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 726 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 70 matches | ||
| Faceit | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 9 matches | ||
| Wingman | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 4 matches | ||
| Renown | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Edin | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 17 different maps





Our logs show 43 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




64 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
11034 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 29,807 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 7989 | 27% |
| Smokes | 8351 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 7532 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 5935 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,566,601 of utility $131 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 2907 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Pingvin | 54% | 106 |
| #2 | KebeB -iwnl- | 53% | 233 |
| #3 | -`rainOFF| | 52% | 137 |
| #4 | HATT | 52% | 66 |
| #5 | SPiri | 51% | 47 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #6 | ZexXeeN | 50% | 159 |
| #7 | Black Rose | 49% | 404 |
| #8 | Sneip. | 47% | 513 |
| #9 | Hynga | 47% | 212 |
| #10 | Gabrielysimo | 45% | 60 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ZexXeeN | 20 | 0.0058 |
| #2 | Sneip. | 15 | 0.0014 |
| #3 | Hynga | 9 | 0.0020 |
| #4 | Black Rose | 7 | 0.0008 |
| #5 | Pingvin | 7 | 0.0031 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Sneip. | 1264 | 0.12 | 31 min |
| #2 | KebeB -iwnl- | 885 | 0.18 | 25 min |
| #3 | Hynga | 597 | 0.13 | 13 min |
| #4 | -`rainOFF| | 349 | 0.12 | 8 min |
| #5 | ZexXeeN | 280 | 0.08 | 8 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | TAP'AS LT | +2.39 | 77 | 62 |
| #2 | -`rainOFF| | +0.27 | 60 | 52 |
| #3 | KebeB -iwnl- | +0.01 | 80 | 63 |
| #4 | Black Rose | -0.16 | 77 | 39 |
| #5 | ZexXeeN | -0.48 | 80 | 48 |





