








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1169 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 758 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 91 matches | ||
| Faceit | 17 matches | ||
| Wingman | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 83 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




27 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
8897 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 35,338 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 8638 | 24% |
| Smokes | 9631 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 9030 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 8039 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,616,306 of utility $130 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 99 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | KebeB -iwnl- | 54% | 122 |
| #2 | -`rainOFF| | 49% | 268 |
| #3 | Black Rose | 49% | 516 |
| #4 | Hynga | 48% | 426 |
| #5 | TAP'AS LT | 47% | 513 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | -`rainOFF| | 49% | 268 |
| #3 | Black Rose | 49% | 516 |
| #4 | Hynga | 48% | 426 |
| #5 | TAP'AS LT | 47% | 513 |
| #6 | Gabrielysimo | 42% | 52 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | TAP'AS LT | 38 | 0.0035 |
| #2 | Hynga | 12 | 0.0013 |
| #3 | Black Rose | 8 | 0.0007 |
| #4 | -`rainOFF| | 4 | 0.0007 |
| #5 | KebeB -iwnl- | 4 | 0.0015 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Hynga | 1463 | 0.16 | 33 min |
| #2 | TAP'AS LT | 1337 | 0.12 | 32 min |
| #3 | -`rainOFF| | 827 | 0.14 | 19 min |
| #4 | KebeB -iwnl- | 459 | 0.17 | 12 min |
| #5 | Black Rose | 237 | 0.02 | 6 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | TAP'AS LT | +2.25 | 76 | 63 |
| #2 | -`rainOFF| | +0.67 | 58 | 55 |
| #3 | KebeB -iwnl- | +0.31 | 79 | 61 |
| #4 | Black Rose | +0.28 | 76 | 42 |
| #5 | Sneip. | -0.28 | 76 | 66 |





